Ok, so in case you hadn't figured it out, I'm a liar. No instanteous posting... just downloading lots of music and porn. BTW, it's a little disconcerting when you check out what's in other's Kazaa folders. . . I found some disturbing, nasty shit (read: beastiality, incest, and pedophiliac porn). Maybe Jerry Falwell and Rev. Phelps are right. . . those homosexuals are deviants.

Ok, my brain hurts, because I wrote that last line. I was totally kidding. Queers aren't deviant; they're resourceful if anything: would YOU have thought to put "that" in "there"? I know I wouldn't have.

One quick note before I head off to bed. . . .Don't take the metrolink if you're not sure it's going to stop at your chosen destination. I learned the hard way; after $15 in cab fare to get from Union Station to my car, I definitely know to check the entire schedule, not just the times that the Metro runs by your current destination for the last time. *sigh*

More thoughts on this weeks events tommorrow, probably after class...

On a personal note (and really, isn't that what this thing's all about?), Jennifer, thanks for listening to my hysteria tonight.

Oh yeah, and I got my DSL today! Hurrah! Finally, some instaneous posting when my mind wanders. . .

PROBLEM SOLVED. . .

Well, after all the internal struggle of deciding if I wanted to find a new job through Accountemps, my problem has been solved without my help. Yesterday, Acoustiseal filed for Bankruptcy. I'm assuming I'll be done with this by the end of the month. Which is fine. That was my original plan before I was offered 40 hrs anyway.

Just checked out the winner of Dan Savage's Tighty Whitie contest. Damn! Nice! And since he and his boyfriend broke up, there's now a contest running to see who the winner will pick to take to Las Vegas. I want to win, and need a picture (gotta get some decent shots of me this weekend), essay, and three references. I'm trying to figure out who I want as my personal references. I'm thinking at least two queers (preferably at least one I've had sex with) and one other friend. If I can't find the two queers, I'm thinking of Jen, Tina, and Jaimee.

But which boys should I pick? Andy'd give me a glowing reference, although we've not (nor ever will) consumated anything. Maybe Aaron? Steve? (Edwardsville boy who's in love with me. . . might be a good choice) Patrick (my most recent St. Louis Fling)? Hmmm. . .

BEFORE I FINALLY SIT DOWN AND STUDY . . .

So, I was a bad boy. I played hooky from work today. Didn't even call in. Well, I didn't go to sleep till around 5 last night, and 6:30 came a little too early. So I set the alarm for 8, planning to get in by 9. Alas, the alarm didn't wake me up, I slept till 2:30. Had an appointment with my financial aid advisor at 3, so there was really no point to call in. It would've been stupid to call in at 2:30 to tell them I wasn't coming in for 2 hours.

In other news, I ordered DSL yesterday. Great deal. $30 for the first six months, $50 for the last six. No set up fees, free NIC card and modem. Unfortunately, I had to order a second line anyway (the alarm system got in the way), but that's alright. It's easier to have a second line with a 314 number anyway. In light of my impending DSL, the damned dialup is connecting at the speed of stupid. As I type this I'm connected at. . . .16800 bps. I think my circa 1989 computer had a faster modem than that. Off to study Marketing Research!!!

VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
Allons enfants de la Patrie
Le jour de gloire est arrivé. . .



What revolution are You?
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This is ridiculously humorous to me, because my Junior year, we did this horrible play called "Song at the Scaffold," about these Carmelite nuns who died for their faith during the French Revolution and The Age of Reason. I had a bit part (as all the actors with penises did for this particular show) giving a speech about the Age of Reason. Even rented a costume, complete with lace and white tights. Yeah, can you say queer? Anyway, I'm amazed that I remember the melody (including harmony parts) and a smattering of the lyrics en Francais. Which reminds me, I need to get a refresher book at Barnes and Noble so I can test out of a few French classes, and get some free credit hours at Webster.

A NICE WAY TO SAY I GET AROUND. . .

Speaking of getting around, Brian lost his V-Card this weekend! He got some before he was 23! Yeah!!
Ironically, as one of the first of my late-bloomer guy friends to be de-virginized, I find myself the one who's had sex with a woman least recently. My fault, I know; just an observation. All well, at least I'll always (probably) have 'em beat on the queer sex!

Your Sex Life's Incredible!

You have sex more than Madonna,

And you always come!

Find the nearest warm body,

And fuck until you're numb!



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BUSY WEEKEND. . .

... kind of. Didn't really do much Friday or Saturday, but sleep; Sunday, drove to Springfield with the 'rents to get my bed and other various shit from the old house. (More accurately, I slept most of the way to and fro, but I digress.) Matt Wicks, being the kick-ass guy that he is, helped me out, so I bought him lunch. Of course, it was just Taco Hell, so I'll have to repay him with a nice beer sometime soon.

We got home, and my damned queen size bed wouldn't fit into the doorway of the basement or down the stairwell from upstairs. Solution? Cut it in half, at the braces, fold it up, and qlue and renail where needed. It's probably in better shape than what it was in before, and a lot easier than building a new box.

Last night, I got a new desk, and moved my computer downstairs after putting the desk together. After finally getting the internet to work (Caller ID box was fuckin up the connection), I went to bed around 3 or 3:30. Woke up at 7, and here I am at work. The good news is that with the computer downstairs, I've got more time for blogging in the wee small hours of the morning (as well as more porn!); or at least I will when we get the second line installed this week. Since I'm now in charge of paying for the internet access/second line, I'm thinking about splurging on DSL in the next month or so. Hurrah!